Newtsche

Newtsche posted on Main Page The Lobby  Hazymac is back!! March 1 at 17:59 EST .    Escaped commieny  found him http://lucianne.com/thread/?artnum=72554 5 March 1 at 20:35 EST .    Gerty  Many thanks, Miss EC! I could not find it by myself. Glad to see Hazymac back and the whole thread is worth a re-read. March 2 at 07:56 EST .

Newtsche posted on Main Page The Lobby  Anyone know where Hazymac is? I see he hasn't posted in weeks and remember some odd mention of him a couple weeks back in a thread. November 16 at 13:13 EST .    3 people like this.    Montanabound  On the election night thread, Hazymac said that "this is my last post" and indicated he was leaving the country. I hoped he didn't mean it because I enjoyed his insights about politics and professional golf. November 17 at 00:18 EST .   3 people like this.

Newtsche posted on Jokes  I posted this at the main page and now I see a jokes section so, once again, a golf joke -- A man was playing golf with his wife. He hit his tee shot, but sliced it well off the fairway, and when he got to the ball, he found it had landed right behind the course equipment barn. His wife said there was no option but to take his lumps and chip it out onto the fairway and move on from there. That would almost certainly mean eliminating the chance for a par. The man noticed that the barn had garage doors on both ends, and had an inspiration. He opened both doors and low and behold, he had a clear shot through the barn to the green. He lined up the shot, but hit it slightly too high. The ball hit the door frame, rocketed back, hit his wife in the head and killed her. He gave up golf for months. Finally, he got the nerve up to play again. He was out with some strangers, and one of them hit a drive to the same spot behind the barn. The guy looked the situation over, considered all his options, and started to open the doors at both ends of the barn. The first man said, sadly: "Friend, you don't want to do that. Last time I played this course I tried that shot and ended up taking an eight." November 6 at 19:08 EST .    2 people like this.

Newtsche posted on Main Page The Lobby  For a change of pace, a golf joke! A man was playing golf with his wife. He hit his tee shot, but sliced it well off the fairway, and when he got to the ball, he found it had landed right behind the course equipment barn. His wife said there was no option but to take his lumps and chip it out onto the fairway and move on from there. That would almost certainly mean eliminating the chance for a par. The man noticed that the barn had garage doors on both ends, and had an inspiration. He opened both doors and low and behold, he had a clear shot through the barn to the green. He lined up the shot, but hit it slightly too high. The ball hit the door frame, rocketed back, hit his wife in the head and killed her. He gave up golf for months. Finally, he got the nerve up to play again. He was out with some strangers, and one of them hit a drive to the same spot behind the barn. The guy looked the situation over, considered all his options, and started to open the doors at both ends of the barn. The first man said, sadly: "Friend, you don't want to do that. Last time I played this course I tried that shot and ended up taking an eight. November 6 at 09:35 EST .    2 people like this.    Hammersdad  Tee hee. I'm not a golfer, and I had to have that one explained the first time I heard it. Unlike many jokes, this one has humor that survives the need for an explanation and is even funnier on re-hearing. Hammersdad November 6 at 11:40 EST .   2 people like this.    Newtsche  Good deal, H! It's probably to your advantage you don't understand the workings of a golfer's mind but I love the way yours does work. Thanks for all the insight and education you've offered. As I skim long threads, I'll always take time with your posts. November 6 at 12:16 EST .   6 people like this.    MysteryLover  Funny one! November 6 at 14:00 EST .   4 people like this.

Newtsche posted on Main Page The Lobby  Logged in, free time will no doubt take a big hit. Thanks, Lucianne! November 3 at 18:25 EST .    5 people like this.