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   Safetydude posted on Nostalgia  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDc0ID6PJeg#t=155

A trip down memory lane.
Yesterday at 23:11 EST .

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   Gram77  Give me that good old slow dance when we were close.
22 hours ago .

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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so an E-flat walks into a bar...
"You have to leave" says the bartender, "we don't serve minors in here".

Good Night, You guys have been great!
Yesterday at 22:05 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so this guy walks into a bar with a bag on his sholder and takes it off and lays it on the floor.
The bartender comes up and says "Sorry buddy, you can't leave that lyin there".
"It's not a lion, it's a bag" answers the guy.

Ok, so this guy goes into a bar on a university campus and asks the bartender
"When do you quit serving"?
"After the g".

Ok, so this penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Have you seen my brother"?
"I'm not sure" says the bartender. "What's he look like"?

Last one, I promise!

A group of fonts walk into a bar and when the bartender sees them he immediately tells them to "get out"!

"We don't serve your type in here"!
Sunday at 22:10 EST .

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   Gerty  It's Monday, Mr.Dude! And I can't figure out (for the life of me ) why I can't stop laughing at that stuff you just posted as jokes! :- )
Monday at 15:04 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Movies & Reviews  For Mike PHX:

"You betcha"!
Sunday at 19:50 EST .

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   Mike PHX  Context, please, Dude. Obviously Sarah Palin....but in what?
Yesterday at 20:29 EST .

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   Mike PHX  Ok, Fargo.
I missed the quiz,
Yesterday at 22:47 EST .

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   Safetydude  Good movie but with too much foul language.
Yesterday at 16:55 EST .




   Safetydude posted on Coffee Klatch  Maureen Dowd ?? The New York Times ??

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/24/opinion/sunday/maureen-dow
d-the-golf-address.html?_r=0
August 23 at 22:56 EST .

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   MeiDei  Clever & about time.
August 23 at 23:52 EST .

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   Gerty  I don't know. Miss Dowd is known for her sarcasm and does have a way with words. I just wish she had not used some of our most respected historical doctrines to exercise her 'charming' wit.

I agree with some of the posters on the Mother site, Maureen is just in the process of wiping the slate clean before she starts rooting for Hilary.
August 24 at 06:35 EST .

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   Gerty  That would be 'historical documents' not historical doctrines. Seven hours ago was way too early!
Sunday at 13:39 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so the bartender sets up a drink on the bar; "here you are, sir".
Then the timetraveler walks in.
August 21 at 20:20 EST .

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   Gerty  It takes a certain amount of a special kind of humor to appreciate this little joke!

Well done, Mr.Dude!
August 24 at 06:51 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Nostalgia  Any of you 'gear-heads' out there remember usin' 'drain oil' in you cars, back in the 50's ?

It came in glass containers with long metal spouts.
August 21 at 18:00 EST .

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   Ole buzzard  Oh, yes, recycled oil. We even used it into the late '60s, but only as an emergency topper when out on the road.
August 21 at 18:02 EST .

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   Safetydude  You're right, Top.
I still used it while I was in hi-school'.
August 21 at 20:16 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so this guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and sits down, puts the asphalt down, and orders a beer and one for the road.
August 14 at 21:59 EST .

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   Gerty  I like the way you think, Mr.Dude!
August 15 at 11:28 EST .

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   Ynaught  Good one!
August 15 at 13:29 EST .

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   Safetydude  Thank You.
...'since brevity is the soul of wit'...'I will be breief'...
"Hamlet", Act 2, scene 2.

Ok, so this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
August 15 at 15:57 EST .

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   Olhokie64  Ok I am slysdexic.
August 16 at 21:33 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Coffee Klatch  I don't think Oliver Wendell Douglas was ever a big-time New York attorney.
August 14 at 18:49 EST .

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   MeiDei  Ah, but his wife was truly sophisticated & urban. You are sly!
August 14 at 19:14 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Main Page The Lobby  RIP, 'Mork'.

We'll miss you. Nanu nanu.
August 11 at 21:08 EST .

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   Phooey  We know instinctively for one to take their own life, they must have suffered physical or emotional turmoil to the extreme. RIP Robin Williams.
August 12 at 17:56 EST .

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   Safetydude  I think Robin Williams was very talented, but in the end he was a coward.
August 12 at 20:51 EST .

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   Linder  Safetydude, I don't think we have a clue of what it's like to reach such despair. However, maybe there is a limit to how much these stories need to be aired and maybe even glorified.
August 13 at 19:31 EST .

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   Safetydude  If we don't have a clue, then why are the media discussing all the reasons of why he did it?
To them there is no limit as to how far they will go to defend and glorify the behavior of a liberal.
Don't try to tell me that the reporting on Robin's suicide isn't political. To the media everything is political and the means to advance the Liberal agenda.
Robin Williams was a huge supporter of the Democratic Party.

How many stories have you seen about Major General Harold Green's murder in Afghanistan, last week? To our country he was worth a dozen Robin Williams and I bet his killing didn't get two column inches in any national newspaper or a thirty second comment on on any 'news' program, on any network.

Robin Williams was a hugly talented person, an actor, but in the end he turned out to be a coward.
August 13 at 20:50 EST .

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   MeiDei  SD I think you'd appreciate this read:
http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/
August 13 at 22:16 EST .

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   Balogreene  I have two things to say. As a person treated for mild depression, I have considered suicide. I have had a few reasons for not doing it, who would take care of my pets, who would support my mother and sister, why should one I love find me. I honestly think it takes strength to do what Mr. Williams did, I would have chickened out.

On the other hand, 20 something years ago, a friend and I were walking in Manhattan behind a middle-aged man, a young woman, and a baby. The man was carrying the baby when all of a sudden she threw up down his shirt. He turned to look and we saw it was Robin Williams! He saw the vomit, smiled one of the biggest, most joyful smiles I've ever seen, then burst out laughing. That is the Robin Williams I will always remember.

I loved Birdcage, Hook, Mrs. Doubtfire, his routine with Jonathon Winters, Good Morning Vietnam, The Fisher King, Popeye, and more. But, I'll never forget the father who laughed at his baby's very normal physical behavior.
August 14 at 01:38 EST .

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   Safetydude  Thank You for the 'sultanknish' link, MaiDei.
It's now one of my favorites.
August 14 at 12:03 EST .

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