Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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Ynaught posted on Jokes A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny why he decided to be different. Little Johnny said, "because I am not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny answered, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he was a Republican.
Little Johnny replied, "Well, because my Mom is a Republican and my Dad is a Republican, so I am a Republican.
Annoyed by the answer, the teacher asked, "If your Mom were a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan!"
Ynaught Gram, look on the left in the middle third.
Yesterday at 16:42 EST .
Ynaught posted on Main Page The Lobby After a recent wave of identify thefts, the FBI estimates there are over 500 fake Obamacare websites set up for the sole purpose of stealing your personal information. So protect yourself and remember:
The real web site is the one that doesn’t work.
December 9 at 22:06 EST .
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Carmen I can't imagine an intelligent person putting their information on the government website. But then how many low information voters know anything about the problems with it?
Rollingcow We have one of those stupid shelf elf things. He looks just fine right there. Mrs. Cow
December 9 at 20:14 EST .
Yottyhere I saw a Mensch on a Bench on another site and it gave me a good laugh but Buzzard saw a tarted up Barbie doll named a Whore in a Drawer........so I think I am glad we have no wee lassies or laddies this Christmas season.
Grandsons girlfriend had to tell me what a Elf on a shelf was last year. Talk about out of touch.
December 9 at 20:27 EST .
BirdsNest I didn't get the memo either about "elf on a shelf".
Grace1798 It IS working for Obama and all his supporters who want and have planned to take USA down. They knew this was coming even before they set up Obamacare. They all knew about the baby boomers retirement and SS would be bombarded. They KNEW this BEFORE they implemented Obamacare. Think about that. Obamacare will bankrupt the Federal and State Governments, but THEY KNEW THIS would happen. Think hard about this. The huge mistake of voters was that they voted their STOMACHS like God said in the WORD instead of voting for what was right and best for this country.
December 9 at 04:09 EST .
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Grace1798 So now, millions will die because of the votes of the greedy and selfish. Again, we are all in ONE BOAT, but the few greedy, selfish refused to listen to reason and refused to vote for what they knew was right .....and kept drilling holes in the ONE BOAT.......and now, we're all going down. AND according to Revelation 20, we will be JUDGED for all our INTENTS and MOTIVES of the heart on the last day for what we've done in the body. God takes out the books. Rev. 20.. Look it up. Do not misunderstand, I am not judging anyone. My anger is a result of knowing that millions will suffer and die because of the greedy, selfish votes for Obama. God help us all.
Wrightwinger Might be a bit hard on the car... Might be better off mixing WS washer fluid with RV antifreeze. That type won't hurt pets.
Yesterday at 06:33 EST .
Balogreene Ynaught, didn't you post last year (for sidewalks ) water, a tiny bit of isopropyl alcohol, and Dawn dishwashing liquid? That is probably safer on the car than vinegar. I think that recipe has very little alcohol, so it might not be too bad. Though I like WW's solution, never thought of that, and he lives in COLD country.
By the way, after our storms up here in NOVA, which weren't as bad as many, I spent 45 minutes scraping an inch or so of ice, topped by a couple of inches of snow, topped by another half or so inch of ice off my little tiny two-seater Mazda Miata.