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   Uno  PC Holiday Greetings for Our Liberal Friends:
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our no-charge, complimentary free gift of inflation-indexed, low-interest, toll-free “Best Wishes” for an unprecedented, truly historic, boldly initiated, officially sanctioned, public-optioned, top priority, premixed, peer reviewed, multilateral, gently Botoxed, computer modeled, federally guaranteed, bipartisan, clinically tested, deep-cleansing, post modern, low-calorie, revenue neutral, environmentally aware, socially engineered, low-stress, non-addictive, filibuster free, carbon sequestered, multicultural, reduced fat, polar bear embracing, asbestos abated, gender friendly, energy efficient, job expanding, tax supported, sub orbital, tree hugging celebration of the union made, non-profit, child proof, fluoride protected, wise Latina’d, seat belted, free-speech zoned, winter solstice Holiday (when the time is right ), practiced according to ethically responsible traditions we can believe in, of the progressive religious persuasion, or secular practices, of your choice, with reciprocal respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, (or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ); together with a fiscally stimulating, consciousness expanding, medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without profound respect for the calendars of other cultures whose selfless contributions to our society have made America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere ), and without regard to the race, creed, color, SAT score, weight, age, physical competence, credit rating, political party, computer preference, dietary restrictions, dental integrity, hair style, skin graphics, body piercings, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification, modification, or withdrawal. Reverse engineering is prohibited in accordance with the statutes of California. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/ herself or others, is void where taxed or forbidden by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher or his/her congressperson. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. )

   December 2 at 19:53 EST .

   11 people like this.

   Safetydude  It would be funny if it wasn't so true.
December 2 at 20:12 EST .

  8 people like this.

   Mike PHX  It would be funny if it weren't so unfunny.
How long did it take to dream up and write this down?
December 2 at 21:23 EST .

  7 people like this.

   Sternben  The rest should be: To our conservative friends, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
December 2 at 22:26 EST .

  8 people like this.

   BirdsNest  Who is going to read "all those words" to them?? They require pictures.
December 3 at 08:08 EST .

  9 people like this.