Mattinak

Mattinak posted on Main Page The Lobby  TickleMe Biden...    October 12 at 02:48 EST .

Mattinak posted on Jokes  Anagrams and Other Fun Word Tricks Words are amazing things. Sometimes simply rearranging letters can help clarify a word, or perhaps shed new light on a word or phrase. For example, the word "manslaughter" becomes "Man’s Laughter" by simply inserting a space. Same thing with "therapist" which spells out "The Rapist." "Mother-in-law," by rearranging letters, becomes "Woman Hitler" "William Shakespeare" = "I'll make a wise phrase" "Satan" = "Santa" "Clint Eastwood" = "Old West Action" The word "NOON" spells the same forwards, backwards, right-side up, and up-side down. Did you know that the word "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car?" Did you know that "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the end, it spells its past tense "ate?" And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you #$%&#@ free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking a*#holes and take those other #$%&#@ hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-****ing, raggedy-a*# b*st*rds with you"? * How weird is that ? ? ? * Certain words or characters have been redacted out of respect for our host’s generosity in allowing us to express ourselves in this forum.    December 1 at 22:14 EST .    1 person like this.

Mattinak posted on Suggested Viewing/Listening  Laurel & Hardy meet Santana    November 17 at 01:46 EST .    1 person like this.

Mattinak posted on Suggested Viewing/Listening  Good Wife You know, its hard to find a good wife these days. Real team players, like this one in 1952, seen here helping her husband test bullet-proof glass.    November 7 at 01:10 EST .    Yottyhere  Hahahaha!! When we first saw this video silly husband looks at me as sez " we should try this. That's when the fight started. :D November 7 at 01:28 EST .

Mattinak posted on Suggested Viewing/Listening  Smart dog... November 6 at 23:18 EST .    3 people like this.    Paget51  Hilarious! I love it. :) November 7 at 17:32 EST .    Rollingcow  Now that's funny! I'll have to remember to show it to Mr. Cow, he'll probably try to teach the Sheltie boys that one. Mrs. Cow November 8 at 07:57 EST .    Yottyhere  A dog with good taste :d November 8 at 22:31 EST .

Mattinak posted on Jokes  A farmer walked into his bedroom one evening with a sheep. The farmer's wife was propped up in bed, hair in curlers, flipping through a magazine as she peered at the farmer and the sheep over the top of her glasses. "Honey," the farmer said, "I think you need to know... This here is... um... well, this is the cow that I have to make love to on them nights when you just ain't feelin' quite right." The wife snarled back at the farmer, "You are such a dad-gum idiot, you don't even know that's not a cow. It's a sheep. Hello?" "And if you wasn't so dang pretentious," the farmer said to his wife, "you'd of realized that I was talkin' to the sheep." November 6 at 16:07 EST .    2 people like this.    Molly101  HahHahhahhahhah! November 6 at 19:33 EST .    DoktorFranken  A bit too much animal husbandry for my taste. ;-) November 14 at 01:41 EST .

Mattinak posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  Homeland Security is troubled over the recent incursion of Mooslims in and around the Anchorage area. Allah Akbar.    November 6 at 07:41 EST .    2 people like this.    Yottyhere  Hahaha too funny :D November 6 at 09:12 EST .    Rightclick  I love that! November 6 at 10:02 EST .