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   Ole buzzard posted on Jokes  On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ...."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!"

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...?" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...."

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
12 hours ago .

   Ole buzzard posted on Jokes  .
   August 18 at 21:16 EST .

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   Ole buzzard posted on Photography  I wish I could take pictures like this.
   August 15 at 13:06 EST .

   3 people like this.

   Gerty  This is spectacular ! Thanks for posting.
August 20 at 21:52 EST .

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   BirdsNest  Splendid.
August 26 at 10:47 EST .

   Ole buzzard posted on Jokes  This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV.

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

   August 15 at 12:48 EST .

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   Ole buzzard posted on Photography  In this photo, we have Nickel Plate Road #765 crossing a trestle in Letchworth State Park near Buffalo NY this morning.
   August 2 at 19:02 EST .

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   HopeandGlory  Oh boy! . . . I love trains and I hate heights, so that train going over the trestle makes my toes curl . . . don't look down folks . . . Smile!
August 2 at 20:38 EST .

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   Ole buzzard posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  .
   July 27 at 11:49 EST .

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   Ole buzzard posted on Jokes  .
   July 20 at 17:42 EST .

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   Ole buzzard posted on Photography  The Virginia Museum of Transport has taken #611 out of service following its successful excursion season. However, the museum is planning a photo contest centered on Norfolk & Western's "Big Three"; the Class Y6, J, and A locomotives on display. This is a shot taken by professional photographer Pete Lerro last Friday, 7/10/15.
   July 14 at 19:27 EST .

   6 people like this.

   Gram77  Powerful!!! Beautiful!!!
July 17 at 09:18 EST .

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   Bettijo  A year or so ago I posted a painting I did of two Pennsy engines coming out of the fog and steam like this J and the others. I am going to post my painting again, but I will have to start a new thread, as you know. Although I painted the Pennsylvania engines, the N&W Class J is my favorite. I just may have to copy this photo.
August 9 at 21:02 EST .

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   Bettijo  Buzz, is there some place I can get a real clear copy of this pic. My printer is not uber. Thanks.
Sunday at 00:07 EST .

   Ole buzzard posted on Jokes  .
   July 8 at 15:48 EST .

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   Ole buzzard posted on Blessings  As you may or may not know, the weather in eastern Washington State has been hot and extremely dry. Fellow L-Dotter Eagle's Dominion lives in this area, and a forest fire started yesterday just 10 miles from his house. While it is still early, and crews are on it, any shift or increase in the wind could change things dramatically.

A few prayers for E.D.'s safety certainly couldn't hurt.
   July 4 at 08:08 EST .

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   MeiDei  Thank you for the information - added to my list.
July 4 at 12:07 EST .

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   Ole buzzard  E.D. reports that the fire in his area has been contained.
July 7 at 12:44 EST .

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