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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes Thibodeaux and Boudreaux entered a chocolate store. As they were looking at the candy, Thibodeaux stole 3 chocolate bars. When they left the store Thibodeaux said to Boudreaux, "I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me put them in my pocket. You cant beat that.
Boudreaux replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." I'll steal while the shopkeeper is watching me and he won't even know.
So they went to the counter and Boudreaux said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see a great magic trick?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes" Boudreaux said: "Give me three chocolate bars. " The shopkeeper gave him three chocolate bars and Boudreaux ate all three. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"
Boudreaux replied: "Look in Thibodeaux's pocket."
Yesterday at 20:45 EST .
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Olhokie64 posted on Main Page The Lobby I knew this bottom picture was some where and I finally found it. Hope you all enjoy.
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Gerty BTW--This is what Michelle's natural hair looks like.
Yesterday at 11:43 EST .
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Olhokie64 Gerty, I try not to look very close at either one.
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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes In Texas , there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window, and shouted, "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it." )
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York , and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied, "Use both hands. You'll get more."
May 12 at 23:18 EST .
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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as drunk as it’s
possible to get.
A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and
take him home.
First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he
lives, but he keeps falling down.
He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real
thud.
After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him
to the door.
His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."
The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
May 10 at 02:47 EST .
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Gerty Now, why is it I feel guilty about laughing ?!?
May 10 at 09:04 EST .
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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG:
Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who bit six people wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, and three flag burners.
FOR THE LAST TIME...THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
May 10 at 01:19 EST .
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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost
Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.
Signed, Abby
May 9 at 21:26 EST .
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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they
passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
May 8 at 21:50 EST .
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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes Two police officers were standing outside their favorite eatery when they see a sign in the window that read "Unique Breakfast" so they walked in and sat down. The waitress brought them their regular coffee and donut breakfast and asked them if they would like anything else to eat. "What's your Unique Breakfast Sally?" asked one of the officers inquisitively. "Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied. "Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed. Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?" "Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the officer replied.
May 8 at 21:44 EST .
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Olhokie64 posted on Jokes Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who had just celebrated his 95th birthday. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't give him the care he needed any longer and decided to take him to a nursing home.
At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly, the man started slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up.
A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right. Again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side.
Then he started leaning forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair.
Around this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked up to him and asked, "How do you like the place?"
"It's OK," he said. "But, they won't let me fart."
May 8 at 21:38 EST .
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