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   Safetydude posted on Movies & Reviews  How many movies a month does Ben Stiller make?

Talk about over exposed.
Tuesday at 00:20 EST .

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   StormCnter  Is that a rhetorical question? I'm with you, he seems to be everywhere all the time and I'm not a fan.
Yesterday at 05:54 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  Love is blind.
   September 28 at 20:14 EST .

   12 people like this.



   Safetydude  I tried three different captions prior to this one...and got bounced out?

"I don't think there is much future for this relationship",
"When diffrerent worlds come together",
"Hey, we both have cold, wet noses".
September 28 at 20:19 EST .

  11 people like this.



   Gram77  No future relationship? Nope, but it sure is a cute picture.
Monday at 09:18 EST .

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   Gerty  I like all four captions, Mr.Dude! And that is an extraordinary photo which lends itself to so many comments.
Monday at 18:18 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  Share and share alike.
   September 28 at 15:33 EST .

   14 people like this.



   Gram77  Just one big happy family.
September 28 at 17:25 EST .

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   Gerty  Hey! There's a human kid in there!!
Monday at 18:19 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Main Page The Lobby  I guess this should be on the Militaria page...the killing machine of the Gulf War is going to be allowed to continue doing what it was designed to do; kill America's enemies wherever they try to hide.

http://www.stripes.com/news/islamic-state-fight-could-breath
e-new-life-into-the-a-10-1.305147
September 27 at 23:34 EST .

   3 people like this.



   Balogreene  Because I make my living writing and illustrating Technical Manuals for the Army, I like to hear this. One or two of the three I am working on are already tasked for more than just the army. The third should be also, but, it is a harder sell. We are selling surveillance equipment of all kinds, I see a lot of civilian uses for it, but, who knows what is in the mind of bureaucrats?
Sunday at 23:44 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so this guy walks into a bar, sits down and as the bartender comes up the guy sees Vincent Van Gogh at the juke box.
"Hey Vincent" he calls out "Do you want a drink'?
"Oh, no thanks. I got one 'ere".

Ok, so this 'Chia Pet' walks into a bar and sits down.
"What can I get you"? asks the bartender.
"Anything but water".

Ok, so this guy walks into a bar and slips on a puddle of vomit.
Right behind him this big guy walks in and also slips on the vomit.
"I just did that" says the first guy.
So the big guy beat him up.

Ok, so this drunk walks into a bar and the bartender comes up and asks me "What can I get you"?

Ok, so this guy walks into a bar and sits down and orders. While he's waiting for his drink he hears a small voice; "You look nice today".
A few minutes later he hears the same voice; "That's a really nice shirt you're wearing".
So after looking around he asks the bartender about the strange voice.
"Oh, that" says the bartender, "It's the peanuts, they're complimentary".

Nite' y'all.
Drive carefully and we'll see you tomorrow.

Ok, one more, one of my favorites.
So, this magician is walking down the street and suddenly he turns into a bar.
September 27 at 01:45 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Music  Some more Canadiana for all of y'all living up north.
Winter is comming...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeBCmDQTavU
September 25 at 16:06 EST .

   4 people like this.




   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so this Roman walks into a bar.
"What'll you have"? asks the bartender.
The Roman holds up two fingers; "I'll have five beers, please".

Ok, so this cable guy(not that one )walks into a bar and sits down.
"What'll you have, Buddy"? asks the bartender.
"Gimme' a Bud', please".
"Ok, it'll be here sometime between four and seven".

Ok, so this attractive, young woman walks into a bar.
"What can I get for you"? asks the bartender.
"I'll have five dirty martinis".
"Why five"? asks the bartender.
"It's girls night out and I want to tell my husband I bought the first round".

Ok, so this guy with an alligator on a leash walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender "Do you serve lawyers in here"?
"Yes, we do" answers the bartender.
"Great, I'll have a beer and a lawyer for my alligator".

G'night all.
September 23 at 21:30 EST .

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   Gerty  You are a treasure, Mr.Dude!
September 24 at 19:43 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so this veteran Marine walk into the lecture hall on his first day back in college after serving two tours in Vietnam.

The professor, an avowed atheist, stands at the front of the hall and anounces that today he is going to prove that there is no God. So saying he raises his arms and faces the ceiling and shouts "God, if you are there knock me down. You have ten minutes".

The students are shocked and there is a loud murmur throghout the hall.
Five minutes pass and the professor says "C'mon God, I'm waiting".

Several more minutes pass and the Marine gets up, walks down to the front of the hall, and knocks the professor out cold. After a while he comes to and starts screaming at the Marine; "What the he** do you mean by hitting me"?

"Well, God was really busy so he sent me".

Not real funny but somewhat profound.
September 16 at 23:04 EST .

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   Safetydude  Ok, so this amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender; "Do I come in here often"?
September 18 at 23:24 EST .

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   Safetydude  Ok, so this mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms at this bar".
"Why not"? replies the mushroom, "I'm a fungi".
September 21 at 23:55 EST .

  11 people like this.





   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so this blind guy is led into a bar by his seeing-eye dog and then he stops in the middle of the room and starts to swing the dog by its leash around and around over his head.
The bartender rushes over and asks "What the he** are you doing?"
"Hey, I'm just looking around".
September 9 at 23:28 EST .

   8 people like this.



   Safetydude  Ok, so this pony walks into a bar.
"Gimme' a Bud please", he whispers to the bartender.
"Sure, but why are you whispering"?
"Sorry" says the pony, "but I'm just a little horse".
September 10 at 22:34 EST .

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   Gerty  Keep 'em comin', Mr. Dude!!
September 10 at 23:06 EST .

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   Safetydude  Ok, so this snake slithers into a bar, curls up on a stool but before he can say anything the bartender comes up and says "I'm sorry, but I won't serve you".
"Why not" asks the snake?
"'Cause I know you can't hold your liquor".
September 13 at 17:52 EST .

  9 people like this.





   Safetydude posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  The 'community rabbit control' lady passing through our back yard.
I opened the back door to step out and saw her at the end of our yard. By the time I got back with my camera all I could get was her going away.

   September 9 at 17:00 EST .

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   Gerty  Is that a bobcat, Mr. Dude? Maybe a mountain lion?
September 9 at 19:21 EST .

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   Safetydude  Bobcat. She has(had )three cubs that sometimes followed her on her 'shopping' trips. I don't know anything about her mate.
September 9 at 22:24 EST .

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