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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Ok, so this Navy F-14 is somewhere over the Pacific heading for California when it develops a fuel problem. The pilot calls a low fuel emergency over 'guard channel' on his radio.

A Hawaiian Air Guard(ANG )KC-135 on orbit responds but because of different services and budgets they don't think they can help and recommends the guy divert to Kaneohe NAS and have the problem looked after.

"Listen to me" says the Navy guy, "I've been in the Persian Gulf for fourteen months and on Monday I got a call from my wife who said that there was going to be some f***ing going on at my house this Saturday and if I wanted in on it I'd better be there".

"10-4 Navy", responds the ANG pilot, "here are my coordinates, you can have all the gas you need and I'll do the paperwork and explaining later".

Not exactly funny but pretty close to the truth.
June 24 at 17:13 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Veterans' Page & Militaria  Good Grief... Maybe there is still hope for the A-10, 'Go Ugly Early'...
June 23 at 20:04 EST .

   Safetydude posted on The Range 2nd Amendment  Looks like the end of another American icon due to bad management, not bad products.
June 15 at 19:28 EST .

   Safetydude posted on Movies & Reviews  Saruman is dead. RIP Christopher Lee.
June 13 at 22:57 EST .

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   StormCnter  FTA: "During this time he helped retake Sicily, prevented a mutiny among his troops, contracted malaria six times in a single year and climbed Mount Vesuvius three days before it erupted."

Who knew? Thanks, SD.
June 14 at 05:39 EST .

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   MeiDei  Fascinating life, enjoyed the read & comments after - especially the video of the sword scene from The Three Musketeers - with Michael York, Richard Chamberlain & Oliver Reed.
June 14 at 07:35 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Music  The third bell is now ringing for Jim Ed Brown. RIP.
June 13 at 20:58 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Main Page The Lobby  RIP, Jim Ed.
June 12 at 20:04 EST .

   4 people like this.

   Bettijo  Thank you! This not only brought back memories, it brought tears to my eyes. I miss those good ole days.
June 13 at 03:35 EST .

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   Gram77  This reminds me of the great times we used to have and also as to how old I am getting. Thanks from me too.
June 13 at 07:41 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Main Page The Lobby  And ABC is still in business, and watched and believed.
June 12 at 19:49 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  Afternoon delight...
   June 9 at 22:55 EST .

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   Gram77  I guess I am bad, but this just cracks me up!
June 10 at 12:43 EST .

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   Gerty  OK! A little help here...are those two critters of the opposite (dare I say it ) sex?
June 11 at 07:38 EST .

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   Safetydude  Tsk,tsk, Gerty,

In today's America I don't think you are allowed to ask that question. They love each other, that's all that matters.
June 11 at 10:38 EST .

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   Gerty  Mea culpa, Mr.Dude---my curiosity got the better of me!
June 12 at 05:52 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Jokes  Bare with me on this...

Ok, so this guy pulls up next to a prostitute in downtown LA and, in accented English, asks "How much for s*x immigrant style"?
The prostitute answers that she doesn't do 'immigrant style', because she has no idea what that is.
"I pay you one hunnert for immigrant style"
"Two hunnert", "No".
"Ok,onetusand dollar for one hour"!
As she thought about it she figured she'd done about everything se*ual she could imagine..."Ok", she said "one hour".

After the hour was over she laid back and smoked a cigarette.
"That was the best s*x I've ever had. Why do you call it 'immigrant style'?

"You send the bill to the Government".
June 5 at 23:04 EST .

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   Safetydude posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  I wish we could post more than one picture at a time...helllooo Admin !
   May 30 at 22:50 EST .

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   Balogreene  Every time I go to SC I see this. I would never open the car door to get closer. But, as a northerner, they are interesting.
June 5 at 21:52 EST .

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