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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  Has the log in procedure changed here? I used to be able to remain logged in for months on end. Now while it looks like I am logged in, if I try to post I get a message about an invalid session and have to log out and log in again.
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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  4 ladies meet 30 years after school at reunion.....One goes to get the food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons have become.

No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich, he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline became so rich, he gave his best friend a jet.

No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development company became so rich, he built his best friend a castle.

No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz is about. They told her they were talking about how successful their sons became and asked her about her son.

She said her son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar.
The other 3 said she must be very disappointed with her son for not becoming successful.

"Oh noooo!!" said the lady, “He is doing good. Last week on his birthday he got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends...". All the 3 ladies fainted....

(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain. )
6 hours ago .

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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  Yesterday, I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.

Of course I was a bit on edge, because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!
April 20 at 22:30 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  This is an extract from Hillary Clinton's new autobiography, 'The Truth Will Always Prevail'. To be released soon…
"Some years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice. He wasn't the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit dirty. Bill voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.
"Just before the meal, Bill noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was assured that many Chefs did that.
"Dinner went okay, although Bill thought that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he started to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself.
"By now, he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.
"As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees. As he was about to pass out, this naive girl bent over him and heard President Clinton whisper in a barely audible voice, 'Sack my cook.'
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the whole misunderstanding occurred."
April 19 at 12:40 EST .

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   MeiDei  Welcome back Ynaught! Good one.
April 19 at 16:08 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  I just stopped by and wanted to fill you all in on what's been going on here. My oldest stepson, age 50, has Down Syndrome. In Jan. he broke his hip and was admitted to the hospital for surgery. While under it was discovered he had pneumonia. Later they realized he was aspirating every time he ate or drank anything and so his lungs were constantly full of crud. So he wasn't allowed to eat for about 3 weeks while his throat healed (he had been intubated during the surgery and there was a bit of damage to the esophagus ). He was having barium swallows every couple days and finally was able to eat and drink thickened liquids. So then he was allowed to go home but after three days was admitted to a larger hospital as his hip was not healing properly and he needed a total replacement. While there blood work showed some anomalies and he had to have a bone marrow test which revealed a pre-leukemia condition. That is stable for the time being. Finally he was discharged to a rehab facility where he is supposed to learn to walk again. He fights this as he prefers a wheelchair. He will be discharged from this facility at the end of the month and will move into a group home with 24 nursing care close to us. Anyway, he has been taking up a lot of our time for the past couple of months. I hope now that things are settling down I will be able to catch up on what's going on with y'all.
April 18 at 21:41 EST .

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   MeiDei  So much to deal with, God bless you and prayers for your stepson. Thank you for the update, you've been missed.
April 19 at 07:28 EST .

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   Gram77  There sure is a lot on your plate. Blessings and prayers for your stepson and you too.
April 19 at 08:52 EST .

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   Gerty  Prayers coming from me to you, Miss Y!
April 19 at 18:48 EST .

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   HopeandGlory  It's so good to hear from you Miss Y . . . Gods Blessings on you and yours.
April 19 at 22:42 EST .

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   Balogreene  God bless Miss Y. Downs and Autism are so hard to deal with. The sufferer's seem to be able to make their own choices. But, they often are not.
April 20 at 19:12 EST .

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   BirdsNest  May you be able to keep up with everything that is before you. Take a little time to just sit and rest. We sure have missed you, but you have been needed elsewhere. Bless you and your family.
April 20 at 20:02 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home,
he spent the weekend partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
his case and stayed on it.

After 30 minutes of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer.

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days..."?

The husband couldn't believe his luck, he looked up, smiled and said,
"That would suit me just fine"!!

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
little out of the corner of his left eye.
January 28 at 16:57 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  "You wouldn't stop me if I was a polar bear!"
   January 9 at 14:06 EST .

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   Escaped commieny  oh yikes, the NSA has your number
January 9 at 14:07 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  I have now been Dish-free for 24 hours and am enjoying Fox News on Direct TV. When I called in my cancellation the woman I was speaking with almost cried as she begged me to reconsider and get used to watching Newsmax channel instead! And she promised to reduce my bill by $35 for a year to make up for the loss and get me some other perks like PPV certificates and such. None of this was offered before when I was only calling to complain. Oh well, I'm glad I don't have stock in Dish!
January 9 at 12:55 EST .

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   Escaped commieny  I cancelled Brighthouse about 5 years ago, it was a bundle of internet, tv and landline. I was getting wi-fi from my brother next door until his daughter finished college and they got a home modem. However we use AT&T go-phones, so any att cell numbers are free and I watch Fox.com or if the video is short, go to TheRightScoop, I watch CBS shows like BlueBloods, NCIS, Elmentary, Metalist at cbs.com and don't need cable or dish. The hurricanes took off our dish in '04 and hasn't been missed.
January 9 at 14:56 EST .

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   BirdsNest  We dumped DirecTV a couple of years ago, it just got too expensive. When we called to cancel, they wanted to give us all this free stuff, lower the bill, and I just asked them "where was all this concern and lower charges when we needed it?" And we still dumped them. Now we watch dvds. And read online news. We don't have enough speed to watch a video online or stream anything, but that's okay.
January 10 at 09:45 EST .

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   Ole buzzard  I can't even remember now how long ago it was that we dumped Dish Network. In order to get our local channels (which I only watched for football and baseball ), we had to get the 200 channel package, and out of those, we only watched five or six (or fewer than needed both hands to count ). It was ridiculously expensive for what we were using. Dish is coming out with a new service called Sling TV (www.sling.com ) that is only $20/month for 10 channels.
January 12 at 13:59 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Recipes  I am planning on making an apple-walnut bread recipe in mini loaves as gifts for Christmas. The recipe calls for baking two 9 x 5 pans at 300 for 90 minutes. I expect I can get 4 to 6 mini loaf pans (3 x 5 ). Any ideas on how long they should cook and does the temp need to be adjusted?
December 11 at 11:10 EST .

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   BirdsNest  I think Flaming Sword is pretty much the "go-to" person for this but just from my perspective, the length of time would be less, but temperature wise, the same because of the many pans in the oven. I could be wrong. I use my "easy bake" oven- countertop oven. Just remember to rotate the pans halfway through the time.
December 11 at 15:11 EST .

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   Flaming Sword  Ynaught, You can leave the temp the same but I'd check about every 5-8 minutes starting no later than 30 min. They'll be ruined and dried out if you overbake. I keep bamboo skewers for this task. At 300 I'd guess they they'll be ready at about 35 minutes,depending on the density of the batter. As soon as the skewer comes out clean from the middle, get them out of the oven.
December 13 at 08:02 EST .

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   Ynaught  Thanks, FS.
December 13 at 13:02 EST .

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   Flaming Sword  Very welcome! And share that recipe. I do have a real timesaving hint that I'd always forget the first few times. Make a note of the time you put them in the oven. Make a note of the time they were ready. Then write that on your recipe card or in your cookbook.. 6 mini loaves-32 minutes,or whatever.. Then you can pretty much forget the constant checking in the future. It makes for some pretty scribbled up cookbooks, but hey, they're ours and we can mess them up if we want, right?
December 13 at 14:21 EST .

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   MeiDei  If you're using a box cake/bread etc. - call the toll free line listed & tell them what you want to accomplish - then write it down as FS said.
December 14 at 00:01 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it.' And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP COMPLAINING?!'
December 8 at 15:42 EST .

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