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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  .
   9 hours ago .

   Gerty  Subsequently posted on the Main Page--so I first saw it there. It hasn't lost any of it's 'charm'.

Nancy Pelosi is still the WWW! Nasty woman who gives the rest of us (Italian decent ) women a bad name!!
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   Gerty  Oh, dear. That would be 'Italian descent'--although I'm good with 'decent' too!
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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  I had a nice time at your house yesterday. Your hospitality made my visit wonderful. But I noticed a few areas where I think I might be able to offer you some tips. Let's start with your refrigerator:


Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night ).

When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already.

If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.

Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled - (or wrecked anyway ) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.

This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.

If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.

Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.

Lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without Comet.

Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of. Carefully!

A carrot that you can tie a clove hitch in is not fresh.

Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.

It should not taste like salad dressing.

Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.

If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad.

Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick, but it only works if you have a wife or a maid.

Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not fart when you open them.

Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in your refrigerator to gauge this.
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   Ynaught posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  .
   August 16 at 14:07 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Dogs, Cats & Critters  Stand up and fight!

   August 16 at 13:21 EST .

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   Gerty  I like this. I like it better that the cute chip monk knew when to back off!
August 16 at 14:10 EST .

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   Ole buzzard  He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day!
August 16 at 19:59 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  The following stories have wonderful shades of emotions. These are based on true incidences both wonderful and inspirational.
1. Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said,“Believe it or not, that's almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago.”
2. Today, my father told me, “Just go for it and give it a try! You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic.”
3. Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70's– what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, “Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing.”
4. Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, “Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile.”
5. I am blind by birth. When I was 8 years old, I wanted to play baseball. I asked my father- "Dad, can I play baseball?" He said "You'll never know until you try." When I was a teenager, I asked him, - "Dad can I become a surgeon?". He replied "Son, you'll never know until you try." Today after my own successful sight restoration surgery, I am a surgeon, just because I tried!
6. Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn't recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”
7. Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face.
8. Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too. A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.
9. Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother's hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died. She simply said, “I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often.”
10. Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was
August 15 at 13:26 EST .

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   Ynaught  I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.
11. Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, “Why?” She replied, “So you can help me save the planet.” I chuckled again and asked, “And why do you want to save the planet?” “Because that's where I keep all my stuff,” she said.
12. Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter's antics, I suddenly realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again.
13. Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me. He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said, “I hope you feel better soon.”
14. Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe. He said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating. The first thing the man said was, “We can share it.”
Best sermons are lived, not preached.
August 15 at 13:27 EST .

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   MeiDei  I'm speechless, wonderful post - thank you Today and Tomorrow.
August 15 at 14:30 EST .

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   Gram77  didn't expect to cry today, but I did. Thanks for a lot of things to think about, Ynaught.....things we never do until it is too late.
August 15 at 14:59 EST .

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   Surfhut  Thanks, Y. Wonderful.
August 15 at 19:32 EST .

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   Linder  Read this earlier when I was being a bit overwhelmed by all I needed to do this afternoon. It gave me an attitude adjustment and I made it through the day just fine, thank you.
August 15 at 19:40 EST .

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   Bettijo  Thank you. That was uplifting and motivating.
August 16 at 08:59 EST .

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   Ynaught  So glad you all are moved as much as I was!
August 16 at 13:22 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  .
   August 12 at 23:34 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary,

For my fiftieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear ) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 27 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. Called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!

The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.


Started my day at 6:00am. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. She took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attribute it to standing next to her in her Lycra aerobic outfit. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today.

Very inspiring. Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around.

This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!


I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air - then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile.

I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.
   August 11 at 08:34 EST .

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   Ynaught  Wednesday:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members.

Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.

She said some other junk too.


Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the men's room.

She sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment, put me on the rowing machine - which I sank.


I hate that heifer Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it. Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the &% #(#& barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. (Which I am sure you learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magnacumlaude from ).

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?


Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.


I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over.

I will also pray that next year my wife (the devil ) will choose a gift for me that is fun - like a root canal or a vasectomy.
August 11 at 08:37 EST .

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   Alice  Loved it!
August 11 at 13:14 EST .

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   Balogreene  LOL
August 14 at 19:03 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  .
   August 9 at 18:22 EST .

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   Iacta alea est  I don't care who you are......that's funny!
August 9 at 19:59 EST .

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   Gram77  Saw this somewhere else and I still find it funny too.
August 9 at 21:21 EST .

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   StormCnter  I could be a vegetarian if I could have an occasional bacon fix.
August 10 at 07:07 EST .

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   Ole buzzard  I like to think of them as bacon sandwich kits.
August 10 at 08:58 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Jokes  GEORGE AND THE CHERRY TREE


"Yes, father."

"George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully. Will you?"

"Yes, father."

"Good. Now here is the question. Did you cut down my cherry tree?"

"No, father."

"You're quite sure?"

"Yes, father."

"Why, father?"

"Because 12 people saw you cut down the cherry tree with your little hatchet."


"In view of that, would you like to change your previous answer, George?"

"No, father. I believe the answer I gave you was legally accurate."

"You still insist you were telling me the truth?"

"In my own mind I was telling you the truth, yes father."

"What the (deleted ) is that supposed to mean?"

"Well, you asked me if I had 'cut' down the tree. In my own mind, it seemed to me that 'cutting' is something one does with a knife or a sickle. In my own mind it seemed that, since I used my little hatchet, the relationship I had with the tree, while perhaps inappropriate, was not a 'cutting' relationship. I would call it a 'chopping' relationship."

"Very well. I'll give you another chance, George. Listen very carefully. Did you chop down my cherry tree?"

"No, father."

"No? No? Why do you still say no?"

"Because, father, I cannot tell a lie. And in my own mind I did not 'chop down' your cherry tree."

"Well, what did you do, then?"

"I chopped it into two pieces and one piece fell to the ground."

"So you chopped it down."

"No, father, I merely chopped it. I did not cause that piece to fall down. The force of gravity caused it to fall down. Were it not for the force of gravity, over which I have absolutely no control, the tree, though segmented, would presumably still be up, not down."

"George, I'm losing patience with you. But I'm going to give you one last chance to tell the truth. Did you take your little hatchet and chop my cherry tree, which action on your part, combined with the force of gravity, caused the tree to fall down?"

"No, father."


"I still say no because of my legendary regard for the truth, father. What is that object at which I am pointing with my childish little finger?"

"It's the stump of the cherry tree you cut down."

"And isn't the stump part of the tree, father?"

"It sure is."

"In fact, isn't the stump the most important part of the tree, father, since, without a stump there would be no tree?"

"I guess so."

"Yet the stump is still standing. So when you asked me if I had chopped down the tree, my own mind said to me, ‘George, you must tell the truth. And the truthful answer is no. You chopped, gravity caused part of the tree to fall down yet the most important part of the
August 8 at 09:09 EST .

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   Ynaught  yet the most important part of the tree is still standing.' "

"I see."

"All I can suppose father is that those 12 people whose exaggerated claims allege they saw me "cut down 'the entire tree' were motivated not by a search for truth but by some personal vendetta against me, perhaps because I am from Virginia."

"George, you're a real crafty (expletive deleted. )"

"Thank you father."

"Have you thought about what you want to be when you grow up?"

"Yes, father. If they ever build a White House, I would like to occupy it as the first White House lawyer."
August 8 at 09:10 EST .

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   Ynaught posted on Coffee Klatch  :D

August 7 at 14:49 EST .

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   Phooey  That was fantastic ! Ynaught !..... you ain't normal ! : )
August 7 at 16:59 EST .

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   Gram77  OMG, this is a riot!!
August 7 at 17:28 EST .

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   Linder  Loved it!
August 7 at 17:38 EST .

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   Gerty  What a team! This could bring vaudeville back!
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