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   Papasparky  Homing smidgeons over (not so ) Gay Paree . . .
   November 17 at 08:23 EST .

   3 people like this.

   Papasparky  Another episode in the adventures of Evan and Sec . . .
   October 25 at 09:25 EST .

   10 people like this.

   Papasparky  Bias Boy (MOTUS ) is on the move again, wasting our money flying around in search of political legend fools gold!
   October 9 at 00:34 EST .

   7 people like this.

   Papasparky  Bill O'Reilly has added a couch to his FNC studio.
   October 7 at 19:04 EST .

   12 people like this.

   Papasparky  If you are a Clinton -- it just might be time to retire . . .
   August 26 at 09:37 EST .

   15 people like this.

   Safetydude  Now here's a couple that can really identify with the average American.
   August 21 at 22:36 EST .

   16 people like this.

   Papasparky  What this country desperately needs right now is to lighten up just a tad; therefore I suggest that a nation wide Trump limerick contest be commissioned immediately.

The three judges should be Bill O'Reilly, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert. The first place winner should receive a trophy consisting of a mounted replica golden goose egg with a large crack in the shell and autographed by none other than "The Donald" himself.

To start the campaign rolling here is a list of the obvious Trump rhyming words and two samples of the mischief one can instigate . . .

bump chump clump dump frump grump hump jump lump
plump pump rump slump stump thump trump ump

There once was a Donald named Trump,
Who decided to speak from the stump,
He thought he was clever,
'Til voters pulled the lever,
And the grump became the chump -- forever.

A nouveau debater, this Donald the Trump,
From the stump, the shark he did jump,
When asked for a stand,
He raised his right hand,
Now he's known as "Donald the Mugwump".
   August 11 at 17:22 EST .

   17 people like this.

   Gram77  Oh this is priceless!
August 13 at 11:23 EST .

  11 people like this.

   MeiDei  The Donald from up in Trump Tower
Is now seeking Presidential power
He'll keep illegals at bay
And make Mexico pay
Or they'll answer to his glower.

With China he seeks job parity
As harsh tariffs are a rarity
He struts & he frets
Gives it as much as he gets
As Beijing responds with hilarity.

Oh ISIS seek not our demise
The USA will not be your prize
The Donald declares
A hundred "Bewares"
You're in for a nasty surprise.

Our economy is in the Hole
A traitor within is a mole
The Donald calls you out
With his formidable pout
"Your Head upon a pole".
August 14 at 19:01 EST .

  14 people like this.

   StormCnter  There once was a blondie named Kelly,
Who'd made quite a name on the telly,
When she questioned The Trump,
Set him back with a bump,
He then punched her hard in the belly.
August 15 at 10:31 EST .

  16 people like this.

   Phooey  Oh, say can you see by Trump's early spite
And so proudly some hailed at the nation's last gleaming.
Whose open borders and city blight shines thru the perilous fight,
O’er the Rio Grande millions were so gallantly streaming?
And the socialist red snare, the pogroms spring up everywhere,
Gave proof through the trite that our people did not care.
Oh, say will that star-spangled banner ever again wave
O’er the land of the folly and the home of the slaves?
August 15 at 14:58 EST .

  8 people like this.

   MeiDei  2 more limericks - these are fun, where are the others...
Carly, Jeb, Rick, Chris, Ben & Huckabee
The Donald has more air time than any wannabe,
He tells us he's great
And he can't wait
He's buzzing in their heads like a killer bee.

John, George, Bobby, Ted & Santorum
Are joining the forces at the Forum
(Will The Donald prevail
Or ultimately fail )
While they're waiting for someone to adore 'em.
August 17 at 12:47 EST .

  15 people like this.

   MeiDei  Waiting for someone else to add to these ... lastly:
The Donald has been told: "tone it down a peg"
Having caused a rash on Chris Matthew's leg
While the Nation rejoices
For lack of PC voices
The press gave birth to a powder keg

For round two at the Republican debate
Whose remarks will seal their fate?
Dems are waiting to hear
The next foolish smear
Good luck, here's your sign, there's no rebate.

Will it be Hillary, Bernie - or Joe Biden
(Who seems to be in hidin' )
Another four years
of Socialism tears
That horse we need not be a ridin'
August 18 at 08:35 EST .

  13 people like this.

   RedWhiteBlue  Speaking of politicians and their longevity in their ''SERVICE'' to our country (LOL ) INSTEAD OF THEMSELVES(? )...Look at this list and pay attention to the party affiliations.
June 2 at 13:25 EST .

   24 people like this.

   RedWhiteBlue  I forgot to add that it's the VOTERS that are responsible for all this, they are the ones that keep them sitting in the same chair for decades! So shame on the VOTERS! But the politicians should have the common decency and decorum to step off when they see the voters are in no condition to make that choice. But then of course greed pops up it's ugly head and the politicians can't stop making all that good money and bennies.
June 11 at 22:34 EST .

  14 people like this.

   Lonestar Jack  My mother preached to me -- Jack, if you don't expect anything from a person you will not be disappointed.
Don't expect anything from a politician and anticipate the deceit so you won't be disappointed.
They are the most incestuous creatures on the planet.
July 11 at 20:41 EST .

  13 people like this.

   MeiDei  Lindsay Graham just announced his candidacy for President. While I don't think he'll win the nomination, one plus is that he wouldn't have a wife and kids needing Secret Service protection, or separate travel/vacation expenses; nor would there be the cost of the extra staff (at what now = 34? ) - that alone should help reduce the deficit : )
June 1 at 13:31 EST .

   17 people like this.

   MeiDei  Some great British political put-downs (slide show )
April 25 at 19:57 EST .

   23 people like this.

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