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   Ynaught  Qualified to Vote?

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Looking at a house for sale, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

The realtor asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"

Another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the east (and has for some time ). The realtor shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

And then she voted.

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day a caller asked what hours the call center was open.

I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Pacific."

And then he voted.

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So my colleague and I are eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we overhear one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive along the coast. She said she was driving in a convertible, but didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving.

And then she voted.

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I was in a high school advanced physics class and the teacher was talking about a new military weapon that uses sonic waves on the battlefield to burst enemy soldier's chests.

One student in the class spoke up and said, "Well that's stupid! Why don't they just wear headphones?"

And then a few years later, she voted.

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My sister bought a lifesaving tool for her car. It's a small gadget designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped.

She keeps it in the trunk.

And then she voted.

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

And then he voted.

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"

I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

And then he voted.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

And then she voted.
Yesterday at 09:25 EST .

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   MeiDei  Many years ago I heard of a retired couple who were visiting New Mexico where the wife got sick & needed ER services. They filed a claim with their (major ) insurance carrier & it was denied as: "medical care in a foreign country not covered".
The insurance clerk votes in MA.
Yesterday at 15:23 EST .

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   Bettijo  




2001 Holiday Inn ad
October 19 at 07:48 EST .

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   Bettijo  Don't know what happened to my cute 30-second video--it was working fine--now it is not. Here is link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHa-AvLk4
no
October 19 at 11:13 EST .

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   Ynaught  Cute!
   October 18 at 16:31 EST .

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   Gerty  These are kind of fun in a 'fishy' sort of way, Miss Y.

Got a source for the pattern?
October 19 at 10:52 EST .

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   Bettijo  



October 17 at 19:10 EST .

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   Safetydude  Anybody else hear that Moochell wants Blue Bell "Homemade Vanilla" ice cream to be sold by prescripion only because it can be habit forming?
October 14 at 20:46 EST .

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   Gram77  This gal is certifiable!!!!!!!
October 15 at 19:22 EST .

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   HopeandGlory  What Charlton Heston said!!!
October 16 at 17:21 EST .

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   Linder  HopeandGlory...like the way your brain works!
October 17 at 19:58 EST .

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   Ynaught  Oh yeah!
   October 14 at 09:07 EST .

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   Surfhut  Love it!
October 14 at 19:44 EST .

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   Bettijo  While the chart says “Census Bureau” at the bottom remember that since the Age of Obama “Census” reports directly to the White House.
   October 13 at 13:01 EST .



   Bettijo  Credit above to: http://www.michellesmirror.com/2014/10/v
iva-la-vida-homeland-version.html#.VDwBi
BbNnBZ
October 13 at 13:02 EST .




   Bettijo  Stole this from a poster on another blog about the recent court rulings on gay marriage:

Doan’t You Be What You Ain’t

Doan’t ye be what you ain’t,
Jes you be what you is.
Ef a man is what he isn’t
Den he isn’t what he is.
Ef you’s jes a little tadpole,
Doan’t you try to be de frog.
Ef you’s de tail doan’t you try
to wag de dog.
Ef a man is what he isn’t, den
he isn’t what he am,
And sure as I’m a-talking’ he isn’t worth a
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http://thegospeltruth.us/Gospe...
October 11 at 09:50 EST .

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   BirdsNest  Read this from a blog. Very interesting.

http://www.paratusfamiliablog.com/
October 10 at 10:48 EST .

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   Phooey  Thank you. A wonderful blog.
October 12 at 12:34 EST .

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   BirdsNest  Okay, Hollyhock, I made the hot pepper jelly from the recipe you posted the link for. Since I used Habanero peppers for the hot peppers, it is nuclear. I had both orange and red Habanero peppers so I made separate colours. I used another recipe I found online to make sage jelly, but it did not jell. It makes a nice drizzle over pork I must say. I probably should make some Jalapeno jelly for those who are scared of Habanero.It is blazing hot I tell you. And I think the red ones were hotter.
October 9 at 19:29 EST .

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   Hollyhock  Ay Yi Yi!!! Habaneros are pretty hot. I can tell you I will not be following Drick's Cafe recipe. I hope you have some customers that luv super hot. I feel personally responsible.

http://www.pepperscale.com/
October 10 at 22:02 EST .

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   BirdsNest  HH, you can use Jalapenos instead of Habaneros. I had a request to make some with Jalapenos. We sold 4 half pints of the nuclear red jelly. Gave samples on a Ritz cracker with a spot of pepper jelly and some cooling cream cheese on top. Everyone agreed it was HOT but so very good.
October 11 at 17:56 EST .

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   StormCnter  Several years ago, I sent to some British friends the recipe for my veggie chili that they had loved when here for a visit. There's nothing exotic in the recipe, just the usual ingredients for that sort of dish. But when they wrote back to tell me how it went, it turned out to be so pepper-hot they couldn't eat it. Well, I put on my Sherlock Holmes hat to see what happened. It seems our chili powder isn't available in England. What the English call chili powder is actually ground hot chilies instead of the blend of spices we call chili powder. I, muy pronto, packaged up a few little jars of Gephardt's (the ONLY brand to use ) and the Brits lived happily ever after.
October 17 at 08:56 EST .

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