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   RedWhiteBlue  Why things went the way they did on election day.

It was pointed out to me that on election day the Democratic vote started out with a pretty healthy lead – and then the Republicans got home from work.
8 hours ago .

   RedWhiteBlue  True Golfing Buddies
This guy brings his best golfing buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a (*&$%#$ mess, and the dishes aren't done.
I’m completely exhausted!
I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Can't you see I'm still in my @#$%^ pajamas??
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the heck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time,
you stupid idiot?"
And the husband replies,
“Because he’s thinking of getting married..."
8 hours ago .

   RedWhiteBlue  A Guy Bought A Dead Horse Without Knowing. What He Did With It Is Genius, And Hilarious!

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer
agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to
Chucks house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse
Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Chuck said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Chuck said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened with that
dead horse?”
Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a
profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
Chuck grew up and now works for the government.
Tuesday at 23:44 EST .

   1 person like this.

   Alice  Going around Facebook :- )
   November 12 at 23:07 EST .

   4 people like this.

   RedWhiteBlue  Trump is thinking...when is this jerk gonna get out of the People's House!
Tuesday at 23:47 EST .

   MeiDei  from facebook - the ultimate Halloween costume and prank
November 1 at 20:58 EST .

   4 people like this.

   MeiDei  Agree??
   October 31 at 15:30 EST .

   4 people like this.

   Iacta alea est  R.I.P. Kevin Meaney....comedian....Class of '74 Valhalla High School, Valhalla, NY....friend. Prayes of condolence to his daughter Kate, & brothers Jack and Tim and all his family
   October 22 at 01:45 EST .

   4 people like this.

   MeiDei  Hillary vs. Little Johnny

Hillary Clinton was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mrs. Clinton if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So the illustrious Democratic candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Clinton, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Clinton. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Clinton searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher held her breath. In a quiet voice he said:
"If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Clinton, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss....
and you can bet your sweet a** it wouldn't be an accident either!"

The teacher left the room...
   September 8 at 09:51 EST .

   5 people like this.

   Safetydude  Ok, so before Obama was sworn in he had a dream that he was meeting with past US Presidents.
First he met George Washington and as they're chatting Obama asks 'The Father of Our Country' what what he thinks Obama should do to be a great president?
"Never tell a lie" answers President Washington.
As the night passes he meets Thomas Jefferson.
"Mr President" asks Obama "how can I be a great President"?
"Study and know the Constitution" replies President Jefferson.
Towards the end of the night he meets President Lincoln.
"President Lincoln, what do you think I should do to be remembered as great President"?
Abe considers this question for a while, tilts his head and looks at Obama "go to the theater".
(My doctor told me that )
October 20 at 19:52 EST .

  3 people like this.

   MeiDei  Would you capture the moment?
   September 5 at 16:11 EST .

   2 people like this.

   StormCnter  In line at Walmart:
   August 28 at 05:54 EST .

   3 people like this.

   Escaped commieny  same thing at the bank !
August 30 at 20:09 EST .

  4 people like this.

   MeiDei  Grocery store!
September 4 at 07:36 EST .

 1 person like this.

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